I'm gonna ramble like a madman.
Watch me...
So Yom Kippur just ended. Thankfully.
For you non-jews, Yom Kippur is the "Day of atonement".
You don't eat for like, 26 hours, and then you spend most of the day in Synagogue, praying for forgiveness from sins, and that you should have a good year.
So I just finished my post-fast meal, I'm settled at home, and I'm doing dandy.
So Adam (the Guitarist for the aforementioned Dirty Sally) and myself are going to have a jam this weekend with a friend of ours named Roy, who is a drummer. A really good one. Look up Blind Hysteria on myspace, they are good and he is great.
So I'm hoping this pans out somehow. We've been thinking of band names for a while, Adam and myself.
So far the best we've got is Huey C. and the Back-ups. Huey C. is Hugo Chavez. He used to front us, until he sold out.
So the cast is a bitch. Just not being able to move my knee just sucks, It feels so stiff.
But I have a coat hanger. And I'm gonna itch like a madman on speed as soon as I post this.
I think I ramble well.
Tips?
Suggestions?
Hard-core drugs?
I'm feelin' the vibe man...
The next jewish holiday is Sukkot, which is where we eat our meals is a hut for 8 days.
I couldn't make this shit up.
It's because the jews stayed in huts like this in the desert for 40 years.
So yeah.
After that is Simchas Torah, which is where we finish reading the Torah, and start over again from the beginning.
Yup. We just keep reading in circles. It's hilarious.
We have this thing we do (jews) called "Hagbah" which is where after the torah reading, you lift up the Torah for all to see, now ignoring that it isn't really all that heavy, after Simchas Torah, all the weight is on the left hand.
It's a freaking scroll. And if you drop it, then everyone has to fast during the daylight for 30 days.
T-t-t-totally.
Done for the day.


1 comment:
Here was my train of thought when i was watching something on Israel & eating cereal this morning:
"hmm..I'm jewish...today is Yom Kippur isn't it?...fuck I'm supposed to be fasting...damn smart start is delicious.."
i'm sucha bad jew
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